I made this for the ONTD_ST after party, and decided to share it with all of you.
WARNING. THERE ARE A LOT OF GIFS UNDER HERE. LIKE 28 OF THEM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. SO IF YOUR COMPUTER BREAKS OR SOMETHING, DON'T BLAME ME. OKAY? OKAY. AWESOME.
NOW THIS IS THE STORY OF ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN
AND RAISED
ON THE PLAYGROUND WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLING OUT
MAXING
RELAXING ALL COOL
AND ALL SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS, THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN ONE LIL' FIGHT
AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR"
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FRESH"
AND HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT NAH, FORGET IT, YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!
I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
AND I YLLED TO THE CABBY "YO, HOMES SMELL YOU LATER!"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM
I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR