DREAM - 001

[atrumrebellis]

Effects: None in particular. Except confusion. And fear if you're as terrified of ghosts as Ragna is.
Warnings: Um. Required video viewing? Pure what the fuck-erry?

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[snapekillsedgar]

[... Ragna?

Wait

WAIT.]

YOU'RE the criminal Noel was so obsessed with?!

[He should have been jumping to go arrest him now, but after that, he was wondering if maybe Noel was exaggerating about the guy.]

[atrumrebellis]

[FUCK.]

[HE'S NOT FOR THIS SHIT.]

What the hell does it matter to you?

[Says Mr. Pumpkin face who's too angry to recognize Elliot's voice.]

[snapekillsedgar]

[Well, he should answer that, but there's something else also on his mind..]

... And you're that bastard's brother.

[Seriously, his mind didn't even want to untangle just what the hell that dream was really about, beyond those two facts. It was just... ridiculous.]

You're not the kind of guy I thought you were gonna be.

[See this, Ragna? This is you losing respect.]

[atrumrebellis]

[That last comment aside... "That bastard." Does he mean Jin? ]

[... Wait a minute. This guy sounds very familiar. Where did he hear him before?]

How do you know Jin?

Video.

[atrumrebellis]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!

Video.

[atrumrebellis]

[LIES. THEY PLAY DIRTY. THEY'RE ALL SEE THROUGH AND YOU CAN'T HIT THEM BECAUSE IT WON'T WORK. THEY'RE CHEATING BASTARDS.]

[But disregard that, he's gonna be focusing on that idiot comment.]

I won't be much of an "idiot" if I'm kicking your ass now, would I?

video.

[unsureazure]

[What. The. Fuck. Noel just... stares at Ragna. JUDGING WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND WHITE HOT BURNING SOUNDS.]

Ragna the Bloodedge, the feared SS-ranked criminal known as the Grim Reaper and bearer of the all-powerful Azure Grimoire with the highest bounty known to man for destroying several Novus Orbis Librarium branches... is afraid of ghosts?

video.

[atrumrebellis]

[NO JUDGING PLZ. This is not something he wants to wake up to, man. Come on. Not from Noel of all people. Oh god.]

[There's an obvious solution to this. Fucking denial.]

I'm not scared of ghosts, goddammit! It was just a really screwed up dream, that's it!

video.

[unsureazure]

[See this, Ragna? This is the look of doubt and pity. She does not believe you. One bit. The situation is so sad that she couldn't even laugh at him.]

Well, all right... That's good to know, since we've been receiving a few reports about the city conjuring up various types of ghosts that are harassing the residents.

video. 1/2

[atrumrebellis]

[OH GOD WHAT THERE'S GHOSTS IN SOMARIUM DAMMITDAMMITDAMMITOHGOD.]

[hastablemanners]

[He had every intention of replying with actual words, he really did.]

[But for now he's just laughing his ass off. Sorry, Ragna.]

[atrumrebellis]

[DAMMIT.]

[Can he just throw his Dreamberry into the lake? Seriously.]

[Face, meet palm. Palm, meet face. Unfortunately I don't have the proper icon for this so you get the default.]

Just. Shut up.

[hastablemanners]

[No can do. This was kind of cute when Ragna was just a kid - but now it's hysterical.]

You can't be serious. Did you grow up at all, kid?

[atrumrebellis]

[DAMN IT ALL.]

It was a stupid dream! I'm not scared of any freaking ghosts!

[iceblades]

[As much as you might have hated that dream, Jin thought it was wonderful! He would gladly trade a super-rare tuna for you. Too bad that dream couldn't be reality...]

Aww. Why don't you ever scream like that when we fight, brother? IT'S BEAUTIFUL~

[atrumrebellis]

[HANGING UP NOW.]

[iceblades]

[HEY RAGNA DON'T BE RUDE. Jin's calling you back now.]

Fine. I guess you'd rather have me going around telling everyone about the big bad Grim Reaper who just happens to be afraid of ghosts. It's no problem, really. I know you'd love everyone to know.

[HE'LL DO IT RAGNA, HE'LL DO IT.]

[atrumrebellis]

[He can be as rude as he wants.]

Coming from the guy who was scared the moon was gonna fall?

[HE'LL DO IT TOO.]