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[attaboytiger]

So I was working the register yesterday and some 13 year old kid with a manga in hand walks up to me and goes "Do you...(fixes glasses) have any books about ninjas?"

what do you say to that without laughing?

Comments

[asuncame]

"wanna see my num-chucks collection?"

[blackstainedeye]

"walk down the first eile, take a right, a left, a right, then straight for two shelves. Go to the wall with a big green book, pull the fouth book the the right, third from the bottom. Make sure its from the bottom and not the top, if you pull the third from the top, your screwed. So you pull the book and a stairway will open up behind you. Walk down the stairs and you will see a man next to a peir, walk next to him and say "the crows fly at dawn" he will then give out a whistle. This will call for the pherry man to come. Hop on the pherry and take the boat untill the 13th stop. That is when you get off and walk down a path, up a hill and you will see the HIDDEN SHOULIN TEMPLE ITSELF!"

[singershort]

hey how are you we have not talked in a while.