"I just can't watch, it's like she's a DJ"

LMAO

School is going to suck hard for ginger kids accross america tomorrow

my heart goes out to them

but I admit...I laughed so hard

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131440198/Family_Guy_Osama_bin_Laden

Thing I can not wait for ( Read more... )

I saw the Work and the Glory last night. It was amazing.

One day you mean the world to someone, then it all changes in an instant. Someone else makes them feel the way only you used to. Only you, changes to anyone but you. I love you changes to, I can't stand you. You can no longer make them smile, laugh, give them butterflys. Your nothing to them, nothing. Your nothing ( Read more... )

I've decided to go to the gym everyday. If I ever want to get married I need to start looking better. here I am in my prime and I look like crap. this is no way to be thrown back into the single world. I need to look better ( Read more... )

I hear some people think think that I am a sexist...NOT TRUE! i give titty twisters to man AND woman...there...i proved it.

p.s. if they start lezing around, just go with it.

To the world, you may only be someone.. but to someone, you might be the world

I"M SO EFFING HUNGRY!!!!!!!