Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale is the greatest thing.
Let's have some.

You'd be awful surprised at how many foxes will wander up to the Albert Brenner Glickmann Family Library at 4:29 on a Sunday, only to approach the door, stare a bit quizzically, then look over to the handsome young devil sitting crosslegged on the bench frenetically typing away on his laptop and have him regretfully inform them the library's closed ( Read more... )

Two days.  Then the schedule and routine get set back in place and the wheels and gears within me with begin to click, whobble and whir into motion, rusty from a long summer spent on autopilot.  I'm faced with financial instability, running off a paycheck's fumes, deposited ages ago.  Need to strike home a job with odd enough hours for me to pull ( Read more... )

After cleaning today, I can finally sympathize with the nonexistant desperate housewives of this country.

Oh, I now live on 56 Payson Street.  It's the place to be.

ATTACIRUS LIVES!!?

Campers arrive Saturday.  Armageddon.  Then I'm stuck until my select nights off a week and one day off a week.  Keep in touch.  Have a good summer, guys.

I like Binga's Wingas and their Redneck sauce and their tall cold glasses of Pabst Blue Ribbon ( Read more... )

im drunk off my first legally purchased sixer of pabst blue ribbon tall boys.

game over.

They slip by, like leaves barreling down the turbulent rainy river of a streetside gutter, down down down into the sewer drain.

6:30 am on Thursday I will be approximately twenty one years of age.  7:00 pm on Thursday I will be at Binga's Wingas drinking my first legal alcoholic drink.  I believe it will be a Pabst.  The kind that was awarded the ( Read more... )

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Junkie. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the ( Read more... )