A letter from a girl at work

[attackships]

Hi Gail

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[nuvoletta]

Well, sorry and not sorry it didn't work out, then.

We're not all that sheltered, you know.

[tansu]

I see you as more a Jewish Duchess.

[nuvoletta]

Only if I can be one of the mad ones who lives in a palatial house she can't afford, stuffs said house with ugly dolls, wears strange hats and carries a small dog in her purse. The dog will be called after a late husband or former suitor and left my entire collection of teapots.

[tansu]

No, you should carry a teapot in your purse, under the delusion that it's a small dog.

[troubleagain]

Ooh, Paulie, sounds like you had a near miss with that one! Better off not starting up with someone like her!

[attackships]

I think I got blinded by the light. One or two of the girls at work told me she was weird. Apparently she has to be in by sunset on a Friday. Which I assume is either Shabbas (?), or she'll turn into a pumpkin or something.

[troubleagain]

Yes, that's the beginning of the Jewish Sabbath. I'm not sure pumpkins are involved...

Well, anyway, now you know the girls at work were right. (Not because she's observant about the Sabbath, but because she said she'd go out with you and then blew you off for some really weird reasons.)

[twistydub]

I'll take it she doesn't roll on Shabbas!