Questions because i'm bored...
And out of work for the time being
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
I've never even heard of this, i'm fairly choosy where I stick my tongue, so fuck no
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
Yes. A fair few times in the past, but mainly in the bog
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
11 and a half years
4. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert?
Nope, but everyne else seems to.
5. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
Yes.
6. If so, how did that turn out?
2 year relationaship. We'd have never seen each other otherwise (barwork, 10+ years ago)
7. Ever been in a car crash?
3 minor. Passenger only, I can't drive.
8. Were you popular in high school?
People knew who I was. Whether that was considered popular, I don't know.
9. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Yes
10. Are looks important?
Yeah. I'm shallow, but then my taste is different in women to the conventional 'walking skellington is beautiful' bullshit
11. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Yes, about 5 or 6
12. By what age would you like to be married?
Meh, I don't have any agenda
13. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
As long as they're not comparing or pox ridden from it, I couldn't care less
14. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex?
hahaha, aye. You owe me motherfuckers
15. Have you ever made a mistake?
Lots and lots
16. Are you a good tipper?
Depends. Good service, good tip. Service included on bill? I'm not paying twice. I buy a drink for barstaff a lot.
17. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
About £4, or the price of a double vodka and orange, which is the current going rate for my hairdresser.
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I would say so
19. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention - SOMETHING, grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a hawk, daily and nightly, errr, will it ever stop, I dont know blah blah A-1-A DETROIT AVENUE! blah blah rolling in ma 5 point 0, my ragtop down so my hair can blow blah cooking MCs like a pound of bacon.
Thats off the top of my dome, and some bits are off the second verse. lets compare;
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Not sure how I forgot the vandal/candle bit but hey
20. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
I've had crisps
21. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
I vaguely recall doing this with a lighter someone had jimmied as a job and took the side of one off while lighting a cig
22. What was the worst hairstyle of the 80's?
Permed mullet
23. Have you ever peed in public?
Many many times
24. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
'Didn't we deserve a look at you the way you really are?' by Shellac, or 'Have you passed through this night?' by Explosions in the Sky, preferably both. If I can't force feed you awesome because i'm dead, you're certainly getting it at me funeral
25. Would you tell your parent if you were gay?
Probably. And they'd probably go 'oh' and carry on like everything was the same before
26. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Something rudley expensive and greasy
27. Beatles or Stones?
Fuck the fucking Beatles, Stones 4 lyfe
28. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Someone you don't know but if I struck him down a fair few people's lifes would become imeasurably easier. Otherwise, Pete Doherty the waste of oxygen junkie scum
29. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
All
30. Do you have any phobias?
Balloons, drowning
31. What are your plans for the future?
million selling debut album, groupies, world tour etc
32. Do you walk around the house naked?
Not really, I dont think my flatmates would appreciate it
33. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Lots
34. Where is your best friend?
Hard to say
35. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Redhead
36. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Either would piss me off no end
37. Do you have any special talent?
Drawing stuff
38. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Switch on this Mac mainly
39. Do you like horror or comedy?
Both. Stupid question, they're not exclusive polarising genres
40. Are you missing anyone?
Kind of
41. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Another stupid question
42. Where do you want to live when you are old?
London
43. Who is the person you can count on most?
Me
44. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Jennifer Connelly
45. Favorite drinking game?
The one at the pub that involves rounds
46. What did you dream last night?
Dick Dastardly and Muttley fighting swarms of wasps or something, in the sky
47. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Snooker
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
I've never even heard of this, i'm fairly choosy where I stick my tongue, so fuck no
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
Yes. A fair few times in the past, but mainly in the bog
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
11 and a half years
4. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert?
Nope, but everyne else seems to.
5. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
Yes.
6. If so, how did that turn out?
2 year relationaship. We'd have never seen each other otherwise (barwork, 10+ years ago)
7. Ever been in a car crash?
3 minor. Passenger only, I can't drive.
8. Were you popular in high school?
People knew who I was. Whether that was considered popular, I don't know.
9. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Yes
10. Are looks important?
Yeah. I'm shallow, but then my taste is different in women to the conventional 'walking skellington is beautiful' bullshit
11. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Yes, about 5 or 6
12. By what age would you like to be married?
Meh, I don't have any agenda
13. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
As long as they're not comparing or pox ridden from it, I couldn't care less
14. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex?
hahaha, aye. You owe me motherfuckers
15. Have you ever made a mistake?
Lots and lots
16. Are you a good tipper?
Depends. Good service, good tip. Service included on bill? I'm not paying twice. I buy a drink for barstaff a lot.
17. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
About £4, or the price of a double vodka and orange, which is the current going rate for my hairdresser.
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I would say so
19. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention - SOMETHING, grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a hawk, daily and nightly, errr, will it ever stop, I dont know blah blah A-1-A DETROIT AVENUE! blah blah rolling in ma 5 point 0, my ragtop down so my hair can blow blah cooking MCs like a pound of bacon.
Thats off the top of my dome, and some bits are off the second verse. lets compare;
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Not sure how I forgot the vandal/candle bit but hey
20. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
I've had crisps
21. Have you ever singed off your eyelashes?
I vaguely recall doing this with a lighter someone had jimmied as a job and took the side of one off while lighting a cig
22. What was the worst hairstyle of the 80's?
Permed mullet
23. Have you ever peed in public?
Many many times
24. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
'Didn't we deserve a look at you the way you really are?' by Shellac, or 'Have you passed through this night?' by Explosions in the Sky, preferably both. If I can't force feed you awesome because i'm dead, you're certainly getting it at me funeral
25. Would you tell your parent if you were gay?
Probably. And they'd probably go 'oh' and carry on like everything was the same before
26. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Something rudley expensive and greasy
27. Beatles or Stones?
Fuck the fucking Beatles, Stones 4 lyfe
28. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Someone you don't know but if I struck him down a fair few people's lifes would become imeasurably easier. Otherwise, Pete Doherty the waste of oxygen junkie scum
29. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
All
30. Do you have any phobias?
Balloons, drowning
31. What are your plans for the future?
million selling debut album, groupies, world tour etc
32. Do you walk around the house naked?
Not really, I dont think my flatmates would appreciate it
33. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Lots
34. Where is your best friend?
Hard to say
35. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Redhead
36. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Either would piss me off no end
37. Do you have any special talent?
Drawing stuff
38. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Switch on this Mac mainly
39. Do you like horror or comedy?
Both. Stupid question, they're not exclusive polarising genres
40. Are you missing anyone?
Kind of
41. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Another stupid question
42. Where do you want to live when you are old?
London
43. Who is the person you can count on most?
Me
44. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Jennifer Connelly
45. Favorite drinking game?
The one at the pub that involves rounds
46. What did you dream last night?
Dick Dastardly and Muttley fighting swarms of wasps or something, in the sky
47. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Snooker