10 Things You Should Never Say In Bed

1. Someone elses name
2. "When's this supposed to feel good?
3. "Imagine what this would feel like if I was sober?"
4. "You remind me of my mother"
5. "Are you in yet?"

me and pikachu painted our masks. we camouflaged it for paintball. and just to let you know making camouflage for that word took like 5 minutes because i fucked up like 3 times so love it. it looks fucking sick dude. unfortuneately i wont be able to use it on sunday because my moms graduation party is on sunday.

i have to vent about this whole war/ ( Read more... )

the weekend was fun. went down to jersey to see my family for my cousins christening. shes a cutie. do you know i now have like 14 female cousins and like 5 male cousins including me. its ridiculous. theyre all within the same age range. i was sayhing this to my cousin kevin yesterday too. in like 5 years when theyre all 13 years old, theyre gonna ( Read more... )

ok I had this totally fucking wacked nightmare the other night. I was at my high school dance and i went out to get some air but some kids didn't let me because they were assholes. Of course being a dream this seems completely normal so I turn around and walk away. So I go down the hall and someone attacks me. It's a student and shes furious with ( Read more... )

Ever get stuck behind a slow ass only when you respond to a fire call? Yeah it's fucking annoying

Work sucked. Nothing new there. Same fucking story, diiiiiiifferent fucking chapter

Jenn's 21st birthday today. Gotta do the whole family party thing. I didn't get one. Granted I was at the firehouse for my birthday but still. It's the principle. She ( Read more... )

Well work wasn't as bad as I had thought. Walking into work I was hating the fact that I have to work alone with some dumass sub counselor. But as I walked into the cafeteria standing there getting stuff out on the table was my coworker Ashley. I was saved. I wouldn't have to watch them all by myself. So relieving to see her face...and her ass-- ( Read more... )

I've been on this krispy kreme diet for way too long (a week) and its killing me. I feel like shit. I need some food with substance and somehting called nutrients. I dunno my mom was telling me about them. Whatever they are. Time to hit up Mr. Subb for the next week.

So I'm playing pool tonight with Doogie, Ryan and CJ, and Doogie decides to hit ( Read more... )

ok tell me how much this sucks. I have to work tomorrow and all next week without Rita (supervisor) because she decided to go on vacation so now I have to take her place. Fucking bitch! I've already put in my application for a new job. Rite Aid here I come. I can't wait to get rid of the hell hole job I have

I'm lonely. I need a girlfriend. I also ( Read more... )

Haha fucker! Easy work day. Had to leave my school and go to shaker road to sub for someone today. So I left and went home to take a piss before I headed over. A reeeally looooong piss. Like a half hour long piss. Showed up at Shaker Road El. at like 4. And since I was the guest counselor they let me go home early at 5:30. It was pretty kickin. I ( Read more... )

OWWW MY FUCKING TOUNGE HURTS!!! Ya know when you drink something hot and like 2 days later youre tounge is blistered and shit? Well that's where I am right now. It hurts like a fucking bastard

Played like 2 boards of Halo tonight and seeing as how there's only like 8 boards in the game thats a lot of work. I was playing for like 3 hours straight

Be ( Read more... )