[locked from Mikuru ( Read more... )

Wow, you guys did one mighty good job.  Congratulations, you got Kazuki to swear.  That's pretty impressive. 

[sneezing]

Uhhhh... My head feels like it's gonna explode.

[more sneezing and some sniffles]

Gonna lie down...

[squeak of springs on the bed and a groan and a muffled sneeze]

Even my eyes hurt...

What the hell is this?

I... I understand why Mikuru passed out now...

Something is... very wrong at this place...

My pencil... it... it tastes like hot tamales...

That's wrong.  Very wrong.

I hate hot foods.

UNDERWEAR SHOULDN'T DISAPPEAR RIGHT OFF YOUR BODY!!

Come on... come on... almost there...  just a few more...

HA!  BOOYA!  Victory is mine!  You can't beat me computer solitaire!  Ha ha!

Urrg... What the hell happened and where am I?  This isn't Fairy Tail.  [shuffling as Gray tries to sit up]  Ouch, dammit... why does everything hurt?  [pause]  Awww dang.  Course it's not fairy tail... the school, right.  The fight with Dartz.  Now why.... [more pausing]  Why is Mikuru in Kazuki's bed?!

[locked to Kazuki]

Hey.  I'll be waiting in the room.  Take as long as you need.

((backdated to a long time ago... right after Kazuki and Gray end up rooming together))

Alright you heartless bastard.  I don't know who you are, but I can guarantee you that I'll find you and make you pay for what you did.  You've got it coming.

I've died and freaking gone to clean heaven... Never again.  I don't freaking care how messy this room gets.  I don't even care if I can't even walk in it.  I'm never, never, spending that long cleaning it again!  Kazuki, if you want it clean you'll just have to clean the dang thing yourself...