Saw the new Star Trek movie last night, and contrary to my expectations that it would probably be a loaded pile of monkey bollocks, I was pleasantly surprised that it was actually really really good. My reasons behind the cut 'cause it contains spoilers and nobody wants to see that.
The good:
.Scotty and his Space Midget
Leonard Nimoy as Future Spock
Captain Kirk the Manwhore
Tribble in a Cage
Spot on casting for 'Bones' McCoy
The new USS Enterprise
The plot
The Bad
'Nemesis' Style Romulan ships
JJ Abrams singlehandedly creating a new canon
The WTF
VULCAN ASPLODES
SPOCK KISSES UHURA
SCOTTY'S SPACE MIDGET
BEASTIE BOYS IN THE FUTURE AND VEHICLES WITH WHEELS