Stage Fright

[attrition_sin]

Well, the silver-lining in what was easily one of the most embarassing moments of life was that at least now I know even when I'm too drunk to actually be physically capable of having sex, I can still take a bra off with a reasonable degree of quickness.

Comments

[pyrrhicvictory]

But did you do it with one hand?

[attrition_sin]

No, I used the Force.

and no, I'm not refering to my penis....although I think I have a new name for it.

[brennakimi]

two fingers bitch.

[attrition_sin]

yes but, contrary to what some may assume, I have never actually worn a bra myself and, despite my immense charm and good looks, do not actually take one off every day under normal circumstances.

[brennakimi]

lol.