sober is the new drunk

[au_c0ntraire]

First of all: You Know You Drink Too Much When...

1. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
2. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
3. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
4. When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
5. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,

Comments

[thispredicament]

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it's supposed to be all mysterious and shit..BUT

[au_c0ntraire]

www.blogthings.com..yup thats right.

dont ask how i came across such a site