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CARRIE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

in other news, i've only read 3 pages of huck finn, and we have a test on it tomorrow.

ok so i went to the mall this afternoon, and i saw this calendar that is a bunch of pictures of nuns. and there was one with a bunch of nuns playing tug-of-war on a dirty football field against these football players, and the caption was "God's on our side!" and it was the funniest thing ever ( Read more... )

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Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini


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hahaha this is the first time i've been up this early all year (for school), and i'm supposed to be writing that american essay that i procrastinated doing ALL night. yet i go on to lj, and i have yet to do anything but write my heading. oo boy.

why upstate new york sucks my anus ( Read more... )

American Cities That Best Fit You:

90% New York City

70% Boston

70% Chicago
70% Washington, DC

65% Philadelphia

Which American Cities Best Fit You?
i thought that was pretty cool...cuz those are the only cities i'd ever consider living in, in that exact order pretty much. plus the chart thingy fit in my lj color scheme..ya man ( Read more... )

ive heard some mixed reviews about junior dinner, ranging from "FUCKING AMAZING", to "wait, who are you again....it doesnt matter, cuz I'MMMMMMMMMM DRUNK!!!!", and "that was the wackest shit of my life", to "im now and forever embarrassed to be considered part of this generation"...wow ( Read more... )

i am feeling so blue
because i feel like fucking poo
why must i feel this way?
when it is such a fucking nice day
i wish i were well
this cold should really go to hell
i have the sniffles and there is nothing i can do
except sit at home and feel like poo

too bad im not this poetic and inspired when im not sick.
watch out shakespeare.