No idea if anyone else will find this as PERFECT as I, but.

[aubergine_pilot]

Behold, the Cowboy Hávamál.

It also has an introduction.

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[jimnightmare]

XD OMG. That is totally awesome.

[aubergine_pilot]

ISN'T IT JUST? 8D

Seriously though, I want to know how much the guy who narrated Bastion would charge for recording this in that voice....