This would make great beat poetry

[auburn_pc]

The Saga of Roach

I hit it with a shoe, but it was too tough.
It stayed in the shadows, I sprayed some stuff.
The beast re-emerged, and crawled onto my bed.
The shoe made contact, but a pillow makes for more bounce than squish...
The saga closes with the cockroach slowly succumbing to the poison...
and me sleeping on the couch.

Comments

[auburnkt]

Or a country song.

[kadmariposa]

My personal favorite method for slaying los cucarachas is a bit messy, but definitely effective:

Clutch keys by key chain,
swing with swift motion,
slice that roach in half!

Pick up pieces with tp,
drop in bowl, take a pp
and flush that bugger away!