oh my god you guys this is...oh my god you guys, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA

[auchic]

Title: Four Times Puck Pees Where He Shouldn’t and One Time He Pees Where He Should. (Or, A Puck/Kurt Love Story.)
Authors: auchic and fuzzy_paint
Pairing/Characters: Puck/Kurt
Rated: R for the naughty words and also lots of peeing.
Word Count: ~4000
Disclaimer: I don’t own Glee. Neither do I.
Spoilers: Through the first season.
Summary: It’s literally the title

Comments

[anonymous]

Psst... It's Frialator.

[auchic]

Well shit.

Thank you, helpful anon!

[anonymous]

I know, right? It's such a strange word.

You're very welcome.

[maeby_sparrow]

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:DDDDDD

Easily the funniest P/K I've read in ages. It's totally bonkers, and still they're both perfectly IC. I think I might be a little in love with you right now. ♥♥♥

[echelon_razor]

Agreed like whoaaaaaaa.

[auchic]

Yay, thank you!

[auchic]

Hee, thanks so much. You should be in love with fuzzy and I, we are totally lovable and whatnot. I'm glad you enjoyed reading it; it was an absolutely fun piece to write.

[becca_radcgg]

LOL.

I can't believe you two actually wrote this. I kinda knew that something was up when you couldn't stop talking about it... *grins*

I loved the ficus being that giant tree plant. Because that is totally what I would call it too.

I loved that Kurt just kept randomly appearing all over the place.

And I especially loved the tub love at then end. Kurt would be worried about Puck cutting through a thousand dollar silk scarf. And also, of course Kurt would have to be checking Puck's dick out. It's hot. He'd think it'd be weird if Kurt wasn't checking it out.

Now, where is the gagging smut? And how did two notorious smut writers get away with not writing ANY in this?

I ♥ you both so much for doing this for me. What an awesome birthday present. *huggles you tight*

[auchic]

Now, where is the gagging smut?

Someday...

[becca_radcgg]

SOMEDAY???????????????????????

[auchic]

AHHH SCARY MAN EATING FLOWER!!!

[alter_alterego]

I may have laughed so hard that I was in danger of peeing my pants a little, which would be more than a little appropriate, given the story.

This was golden... pun intended. Your Puck voice was perfect, your affronted/prissy Kurt was dead on, the "you're not peeing on me" at the end.... I adore you both. :D

[auchic]

Late but thank you so much for the comment! fuzzy_paint gets all the credit for prissy!Kurt; she's a genius.

So happy you like it.

[test_kard_girl]

“I don’t speak gay mime,”

Possibly the best line I've read all month. You have an amazing Puck voice, it's dead-on and totally believable; I was in stitches most of the way through this :D!! Puck/Kurt are my favourite cracktastic OTP and I haven't read anything really funny in ages and this just MADE my Sunday, so THANKYOOOO for posting!!

Also: quietly seconding the gagging smut...

x

[auchic]

!! Puck/Kurt are my favourite cracktastic OTP and I haven't read anything really funny in ages and this just MADE my Sunday

YES. There needs to be more funny/cracktastic Puck/Kurt in this world. I'm glad you liked it; it was very much fun to write at like 11pm.

As for the gagging smut...perhaps. ;)