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Dear UNH,
I regret to inform you my brain is now at full capacity. I will be unable to put any further information in it for upcoming finals. Due to this obviously medical condition, I ask that you excuse me from the aforementioned finals, and issue me my diploma immediately.
Thank you,
Have a Nice Day.
I regret to inform you my brain is now at full capacity. I will be unable to put any further information in it for upcoming finals. Due to this obviously medical condition, I ask that you excuse me from the aforementioned finals, and issue me my diploma immediately.
Thank you,
Have a Nice Day.
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We regret to inform you that we must decline your request. According to financial projections you are now in an optimal position for taking final exams. We look forward to seeing you next year.
Have a nice day.
-UNH
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