[FANFIC] WHO ARE YOU?!

Dec 11, 2010 02:06

They breathed out hot air. Cheeks filled with abnormal florid complexion under the shades of pink. The three incompetent dipsomaniac wannabe had gone insane. They started to express their sorrow, their agony, and their sad realizations in life. The three of them stood up. This time again, no cue given, but still so harmoniously reacted. They let out a laugh.

“We should get out of here.”

They are now walking together side by side. - Should walking be the word? Not very sure about it but it’s obvious that they don’t even know how to stabilize themselves. Even two years-old could do better than them. Their sequence now is from right to left; the man with a fairly tanned skin, having a seductive face that was framed with a silky-straight, black and short hairstyle. Next is the man whose skin that had the most contrast with the other two male squeezing beside him. He had a redhead and attracts most attention; he had lips that are in the vicinity of the same colour as his hair. Other than that, he’s completely fair and tender. The last man is a brunette; with a wavy hair that sleeks all the way down to his neck. Wearing a beige colored cap, he gave off a 70s aura with his suspenders and white blouse over him.

“Let’s partayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~” The one in the middle screamed.

“Women sucks.” The first male commented. “They really suck.”

“I really…” The brunette sighed. “Wanted her goldfish… so much…”

The three of them sighs. They looked at each other again, amazement floated, almost visibly.

“We should date,” The black haired suggested.

“Yeah, we should. And we’ll get married together in Rome, have losta babies, and live happily ever after.” The redhead gave off a silly gummy smile.

“Yes. And then go to the aquarium to spot rare fishes every day.”

“And then research about turtles. Nurture them; breed them, until they forms an army of ninja turtles VER 8.0.”

They ranted. Basically announcing why they were dumped. Basically telling everyone that they are aberrant. Basically revealing their weird hobbies. They arrived at the closest hotel they could get to. There was no more vitality left in their bodies. They checked-in a room, threw their bodies to the pathetic Queen-sized bed and blank. Everything went black.

The next moment when they started absorbing every little atom on earth, they found themselves on a bed which is considered an overpopulating spot, without a single cloth on their body - not even the sheets. The pillows, the bolsters, all those bed-companions had been thrown aside. Their sequencing is still the same as before. Black, Red, Brown.

“Who are you?!” The black questioned while he was barely covering his upper body with his lean arms.

“Who are you then?!” The brunette yelled back, as if feeling accused in raping a virgin.

“JUST WHO THE HELL IS THE BOTH OF YOU AND JUST WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO MY ASS IT HURTS SO MUCH AND MY HIPS ARE ACHING LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS AND LASTLY I NEED A HUMAN, I MEAN AT LEAST, A SANE BEING TO EXPLAIN THESE UNIDENTIFIED RED MARKS ON MY NECK, CHEST, STOMACH, ARMS… AND NECK.” The one in the middle won the battle. He totally made the two larger male dumbstruck.

“Okay…” The oldest took a deep breath. “Let’s calm things down.” He stared at the both of them; as if he’s predicting that they’ll just go out of control in any second. “So… Who are you?” He looked at the brunette, weren’t dare to make any slightest eye contact to the redhead.

“I’m a Fish that’s under covered by an Alien, or is it an Alien that’s under covered by a Fish?”

“What about you?” Not giving a fuck anymore, the redhead rotates himself to the other party.

“I’m a Turtle that’s under covered by a Ninja, or is it a Ninja that’s under covered by a Turtle?”

The redhead rolled his eyes.

“What about you then?” The duo turns and beamed.

“I’m a Jewel under covered by a Monkey, or is it a Mo - … WAIT, I’M NOT PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU TWO OKAY. SPILL IT OUT, YOUR IDENTITY.”

“Donghae.”

“Yesung.”

“Good, I’m Eunhyuk.” He blinked once and looked back up. “So… Anyone knows what happened?”

“Paralyzer.”

“Bloody Mary.”

“Good, I remembered Seven and Seven.” Eunhyuk went in deep thoughts. “So… Anyone can explain this extreme disaster in my ass?”

“Oh shit! I’m late for work!” The brunette looked at his wrist, supposedly a watch is needed for the act but no, his wrist is so plain.

“I think my mum told me something about going home early…” The second pretence took out his cell phone and punched a few buttons.

“Step out of this room, don’t expect to see the sun rises tomorrow.”

Both of them turned back with their clothes in their arms.

“Donghae and Yesung, right?” They nodded. “You guys fucked me yesterday, right?” They nodded again.

“Bastards.”

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♥ Perfect. Finally an official fic for my OT3. Heh :3 It's 02:03 in my timezone now. I admire myself for doing this while my brain is still not functioning properly. Sorry gaiz, I think I'm still not qualified to write a smut for threesomes. Haha. I shall do more research on that before I publish my first threesome smut. xDDD

♥ Anyway, comments are shuuuuupahhhh highlyyyyy appreciated. I hope I got you guys into this dangerously seductive trio <3

fanfic: one-shot | crack, fandom: eunhyuk, fandom: yesung, fandom: super junior, fandom: donghae

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