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First, apologies for actually posting this, but I was ROFL when I watched it.

Seen in my current city ( Read more... )

If I get any sicker, I'm going to stop eating.

Btw, it is entirely possible that food dyes can cause certain things to come out different colors. For example, drinking too much grape Kool-Aid can cause your feces to be green ( Read more... )

So, I took my car in for an oil change and a radiator flush. Has to be done every 5 years or so ( Read more... )

When planning a wedding in a mountainous region, keep in mind that Mother Nature will joyfully fuck with your plans for an outdoor wedding... involving rain, forty-something degree temperatures, and the link for the *week* leading up to, and the day of, at least.

Even in May.

This weekend will be fun for all of us guests...

*sigh*

While getting something out of my freezer, a refrigerant gel type ice-pack I'd put in there yesterday fell out of the freezer, landed ON my big toe, and proceeded to bruise it. It's purple-y, swollenish, and painful.

I now *need* the ice-pack.

*facepalm*

Political rant:YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always remember that MS word cannot tell the difference between "far too long" which is what you really meant to write and 'fart oolong' which is just silly.

Honestly, who farts tea?