Aud thought: Spam
Advertising isn't what it used to be...
Someone wants to date you!! (Fabulous! Nevermind that they have horns and a tail.)
Just say NO to cable (Are they promoting this in elementary schools yet?)
Get Bugs and Taz on Your Desktop (That should improve my organization problem. Please don't send them home with me.)
Get a Free Plasma TV for your thoughts (Sign of the times... I remember when they were just worth a penny.)
Start Your New Career in Criminal Justice (Prosecuting spammers? Perfect!)
Are You Ready to Look Younger? (Don't say a word.)
Someone is Looking for You (Holy crap! I'm lockin' the doors!)
One Minute Auto Loans! (We'll give you enough to buy a car that lasts ONE MINUTE! And you'll pay on it the rest of your life.)
Meet Real Christian Singles (Eh... no thanks. Got any fake, sadistic, married men?)
XX XXXXX XXXX XXX (Edited for content, and no thanks.)
A Grand Without Credit Check (Did you mean grant? Spellcheck your friggin spam! *sheesh*)
Take Our Three Wishes Poll! (OK Sure! Happiness, money, and no more spam.)
Lose 10 lbs in a Week! (... and die shortly thereafter.)
We'll Pay You to Shop and Eat (I'm in. When and where?)
I'm glad I'm into accounting.
Someone wants to date you!! (Fabulous! Nevermind that they have horns and a tail.)
Just say NO to cable (Are they promoting this in elementary schools yet?)
Get Bugs and Taz on Your Desktop (That should improve my organization problem. Please don't send them home with me.)
Get a Free Plasma TV for your thoughts (Sign of the times... I remember when they were just worth a penny.)
Start Your New Career in Criminal Justice (Prosecuting spammers? Perfect!)
Are You Ready to Look Younger? (Don't say a word.)
Someone is Looking for You (Holy crap! I'm lockin' the doors!)
One Minute Auto Loans! (We'll give you enough to buy a car that lasts ONE MINUTE! And you'll pay on it the rest of your life.)
Meet Real Christian Singles (Eh... no thanks. Got any fake, sadistic, married men?)
XX XXXXX XXXX XXX (Edited for content, and no thanks.)
A Grand Without Credit Check (Did you mean grant? Spellcheck your friggin spam! *sheesh*)
Take Our Three Wishes Poll! (OK Sure! Happiness, money, and no more spam.)
Lose 10 lbs in a Week! (... and die shortly thereafter.)
We'll Pay You to Shop and Eat (I'm in. When and where?)
I'm glad I'm into accounting.