Fic: Number One
Title: Number One
Characters: Jared/Chris, Minor: Tom/Mike, Jensen
Rating: PG
Warning: none.
Word Count: +600
Summary: Chris and Mike don't like the fact that they didn't make the Top 100 Hottest Guys list. And Jensen is put in his place (which isn't first).
A/N this was a little plot bunny spawned by billysgirl5 ... DAMN HER!!! hehe Love you sweetie!!
“Who the fuck are half these people!?” he yelled slamming his hands down on the table.
“Dude we should have totally made that list!” the other man complained from behind the seated man.
“Don’t break my computer!” Jared yelled from the other room.
The two men walked back into the lounge room grumbling at each other, they sat side by side with their arms crossed over their chest’s as they pouted towards the other three men. Jared, Jensen and Tom looked at each other smiling.
Jared and Tom stand and move over to their respective partners, Jared pulling Chris in towards him and Tom wrapping an arm around Mike’s shoulders.
“You know you make at least top three on my list right?” Jared said into Chris’ hair, his eyes smiling.
Chris looked back at Jared, his eyes wide with shock, “What?” he said in almost a whisper.
“Yeah Mikey, you make my top five!” Tom said with an easy smile.
“Neither one of you make mine,” Jensen mumbled under his breath, receiving a glare from the other four men. “Just saying is all!” he laughed holding his hands up in surrender.
“You should have been number one on that list baby,” Jared whispered into Chris’ ear, nuzzling at the older man’s neck as he spoke.
“Half those fuckers didn’t even deserve a spot on the top 500 list!” Chris complained, however leaning in closer to Jared.
“You’re right!” Mike agreed.
“You wouldn’t have been picked, with that bald head of yours and all,” Jensen commented.
“Dick,” Mike said, both he and Tom giving Jensen glares.
“You definitely should have been above at least half of them,” Tom said to Mike.
“Even David got a damn spot! He’s gonna be rubbing it in my face!” Chris whined.
“I think it’s your hair... That’s probably why you didn’t make the list,” Jensen said, smiling in delight once more.
“What’s your issue tonight son?” Chris said, his voice light but his eyes harsh.
“Well, I was placed above all of you...” Jensen started.
“Oh don’t even!” Chris growled.
“Shut it you... you dick!” Mike added.
Jared and Tom burst out laughing, Jensen trying to control his wide grin as the other two men looked around the room in confusion.
“Told you I could make them mad!” Jensen cheered.
“Yeah, but Mike doesn’t seem pissed...” Jared added. “I think he’s more confused. Especially now,” he laughed.
“Leave my boy alone, he’s special is all,” Tom joked placing a kiss to Mike’s temple.
“What’s going on here?” Chris asked in a growl, sending dirty looks to the three men.
“We were just messing with ya’ll,” Jared answered calming his boyfriend down with a soft kiss to the lips.
“You know Jay, you definitely should have been above Jensen, no question about it,” Chris remarked still shooting Jensen menacing looks.
“I actually agree with him there!” Mike piped up, “You too Tom, way hotter than Jenny!” He said nodding to himself.
“Maybe we should send in a complaint or something, have Jared pushed up, try for Tom too?” Chris suggested.
“Hey! What makes Jared better than me?! I have the attitude the girls love!” Jensen argued.
“No, Dean does. Jared is taller, stronger, he has gorgeous eyes, adorable hair, a smile that lights up the room, dimples to die for, he laughs with his whole body, and he... well look at him!” Chris said.
“Oh how sweet!”, “Nawww”, “Don’t make me sick!” the three other men said at the same time.
Jared however simply leaned forward once more, “I love you,” Jared whispered so only Chris could hear, his arms wrapped around Chris as he tightened his grip.
“Love you too,” Chris replied settling into Jared, completely ignoring the other men.
“You’re definitely number one on my list.”
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Read my other fic posted today here!
Characters: Jared/Chris, Minor: Tom/Mike, Jensen
Rating: PG
Warning: none.
Word Count: +600
Summary: Chris and Mike don't like the fact that they didn't make the Top 100 Hottest Guys list. And Jensen is put in his place (which isn't first).
A/N this was a little plot bunny spawned by billysgirl5 ... DAMN HER!!! hehe Love you sweetie!!
“Who the fuck are half these people!?” he yelled slamming his hands down on the table.
“Dude we should have totally made that list!” the other man complained from behind the seated man.
“Don’t break my computer!” Jared yelled from the other room.
The two men walked back into the lounge room grumbling at each other, they sat side by side with their arms crossed over their chest’s as they pouted towards the other three men. Jared, Jensen and Tom looked at each other smiling.
Jared and Tom stand and move over to their respective partners, Jared pulling Chris in towards him and Tom wrapping an arm around Mike’s shoulders.
“You know you make at least top three on my list right?” Jared said into Chris’ hair, his eyes smiling.
Chris looked back at Jared, his eyes wide with shock, “What?” he said in almost a whisper.
“Yeah Mikey, you make my top five!” Tom said with an easy smile.
“Neither one of you make mine,” Jensen mumbled under his breath, receiving a glare from the other four men. “Just saying is all!” he laughed holding his hands up in surrender.
“You should have been number one on that list baby,” Jared whispered into Chris’ ear, nuzzling at the older man’s neck as he spoke.
“Half those fuckers didn’t even deserve a spot on the top 500 list!” Chris complained, however leaning in closer to Jared.
“You’re right!” Mike agreed.
“You wouldn’t have been picked, with that bald head of yours and all,” Jensen commented.
“Dick,” Mike said, both he and Tom giving Jensen glares.
“You definitely should have been above at least half of them,” Tom said to Mike.
“Even David got a damn spot! He’s gonna be rubbing it in my face!” Chris whined.
“I think it’s your hair... That’s probably why you didn’t make the list,” Jensen said, smiling in delight once more.
“What’s your issue tonight son?” Chris said, his voice light but his eyes harsh.
“Well, I was placed above all of you...” Jensen started.
“Oh don’t even!” Chris growled.
“Shut it you... you dick!” Mike added.
Jared and Tom burst out laughing, Jensen trying to control his wide grin as the other two men looked around the room in confusion.
“Told you I could make them mad!” Jensen cheered.
“Yeah, but Mike doesn’t seem pissed...” Jared added. “I think he’s more confused. Especially now,” he laughed.
“Leave my boy alone, he’s special is all,” Tom joked placing a kiss to Mike’s temple.
“What’s going on here?” Chris asked in a growl, sending dirty looks to the three men.
“We were just messing with ya’ll,” Jared answered calming his boyfriend down with a soft kiss to the lips.
“You know Jay, you definitely should have been above Jensen, no question about it,” Chris remarked still shooting Jensen menacing looks.
“I actually agree with him there!” Mike piped up, “You too Tom, way hotter than Jenny!” He said nodding to himself.
“Maybe we should send in a complaint or something, have Jared pushed up, try for Tom too?” Chris suggested.
“Hey! What makes Jared better than me?! I have the attitude the girls love!” Jensen argued.
“No, Dean does. Jared is taller, stronger, he has gorgeous eyes, adorable hair, a smile that lights up the room, dimples to die for, he laughs with his whole body, and he... well look at him!” Chris said.
“Oh how sweet!”, “Nawww”, “Don’t make me sick!” the three other men said at the same time.
Jared however simply leaned forward once more, “I love you,” Jared whispered so only Chris could hear, his arms wrapped around Chris as he tightened his grip.
“Love you too,” Chris replied settling into Jared, completely ignoring the other men.
“You’re definitely number one on my list.”
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Read my other fic posted today here!