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I am 40% likely to survive a zombie pirate attack!

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Went to play broom ball last night... and for those of you that don't know what that is... it's basically running around on an ice rink in your tennis shoes with brooms and you sweep a round ball into a hockey goal. It plays a lot like hockey except you can't hit as hard cause no ones wearing pads. It was pretty fun. I didn't do much though... I ( Read more... )

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Well... at least today had a few highlights... I saw a guy get arrested in the bathroom (but seriously... wtf is it with these bathrooms... wierd shit all the fucking time). I didn't actually see the guy though, cause they quarentined the area off, but I thought it was funny... I kept thinking... "It’s Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I’m ( Read more... )

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Well... it's been 3 drinking outings since I've been to the drunk tank.... and no more blacking out (i.e. getting HEEEEELLA drunk) so i think I'm good. I've just been getting a little faded, but I can still remember most of the night. But yeah... the drunk tank set me straight... no more consuming so much alcohol where it overtakes me and I do ( Read more... )