death is a whore who consorts with all men.

Jun 23, 2008 11:08

r.i.p. mr. carlin

"always do whatever is next"

“i have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it.”

“if God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

“inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”

just a few for a strange monday. i am off to more job searching. seriously i ( Read more... )

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tredecimal June 24 2008, 04:56:29 UTC
If god had not intended us to masturbate, John Hughes would never have been allowed to make Weird Science.

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audrapaplia June 24 2008, 05:15:55 UTC
hahaha, well i was never a teenage boy but i appreciate the sentiment (:

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