tattoo of morrissey being hit by a double decker bus

the cover of whipped cream and other delights

a neon owl

vincent price's wooden wheelchair from house of wax on my chest so it looks like the electric chair on johnny depp's chest in cry baby

an entire ouija board

On the phone with this irate woman-

Me: I can't seem to find your account number from the name you're giving me, can I ask what state you're in?
IW: Boston
(Okay, this was after a lot of screaming and I figured that she knew that Boston was, sadly, not a state. So I asked again just out of curiosity.)
Me: What state are you in ( Read more... )

I do give a hoot about owls.

Why did I decide to get my third livejournal in five years? I think I need a fresh start, something that will satisfy my current need to fuckin' testify ( Read more... )