LJ Idol Exhibit A - Introduction

[audreybuttercup]

I am the famous Lady of Spain

I am the girl who’s lost in the rain

I am the great Spanish Inquisition

Or maybe I’m just the maid in the kitchen

I am the thief that steals in the night

I’m the damned fool who turned off the light

I’m Mother Nature, Queen of the glen

(I’m almost done, I just don’t know when…)

I am the rose far beneath bitter snow

Good God how

Comments

[baxaphobia]

A fun intro! And yes, "orange" would have stretched it just a bit! Grin

[audreybuttercup]

Thank you! That joke about the banana and the orange kept going through my head and I had to write it down or I was going to explode LOL!!

[kathrynrose]

Fun!

[audreybuttercup]

Thank you! It was kind of a big brain dump wasn't it? LOL!

[kathrynrose]

It would make a good "Seuss for the Modern Woman" book.

I’m strong and I’m hopeful, I’m wise and I’m hot
At least that’s what I tell them so they won’t think I’m not

:)

[audreybuttercup]

LMAO!! That's perfect! I sense a collaboration coming on.

[myrna_bird]

I can just tell you were chuckling to yourself and having fun writing that! Good job. :)

[audreybuttercup]

I really did, especially with the orange bit. It's one of those nonsense jokes my kids have been telling for years and it tickled me to put it in there. Kind of a homage to them you know? Thank you. :D

[aravfiel]

I am not a poetry person-not because I don't appreciate the art, but because it's very difficult for me to read for some reason-but this was fantastic. Welcome and greetings. :)

[audreybuttercup]

:blushes: Well thank you, I appreciate that. And greetings to you too. I'm excited about this!

[momebie]

Um, this is wonderful.

[audreybuttercup]

Thank you so much! And how much do I love that icon!!! I have one somewhere that has a broken spork and it says "My Spork Thinks He's Batman" I'll have to pull it out and show it to you.