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[augh_plywood]

Attention users of...Brawl. The man Katsura Kotarou from "Gintama" fandom is currently wanted for charges of terrorism, impersonation, incompetent impersonation, defamation of character, and noise pollution. If you have any information on him or his actions against the current government of Japan (in his or any other fandom), please contact

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[hoboatlawl]

What stunt?

[augh_plywood]

You know what I'm talking about.

[hoboatlawl]

Look, I told you, the microwave wasn't my fault.

[augh_plywood]

I'm not talking about your microwave, Wright.

[pattan]

YOU'LL TAKE THE CASE, THEN?!

[augh_plywood]

While I was...skeptical about some things, I cannot let this matter rest. The truth must be found at all costs, no matter how difficult or impossible it may seem.

[pattan]

THANK YOU SO MUCH, EDGEWORTH-SAN!

I'LL FIND SOME WAY TO PAY YOU, I PROMISE!

[augh_plywood]

We'll work out the issue of payment after the case is done. Although I suppose you could start by feeding the detective.

[automailmaker]

I have some information on Katsura.

[augh_plywood]

Oh? What sort of information do you have, Miss...?

[automailmaker]

This.

Also he seems to have a weakness for cute animals. Shower him a puppy and he'll break.

[augh_plywood]

...I see. Thank you for your assistance, Miss.

[itsnotzura]

You will never take me alive, you bastard. JAPAN RISING FOREVER.

[augh_plywood]

...hmn. You seem like a man who's very proud of his nation. Is this correct, Mr. Katsura?

[itsnotzura]

Of course. I am a samurai and a proud nationalist.

[augh_plywood]

And these new leaders? How have they treated the samurai?

[itsnotzura]

'Incompetent impersonation' was uncalled for.

[pattan]

IT'S TRUE!

[itsnotzura]

DON'T TALK RUBBISH. MY DISGUISES ARE GENIUS.

[pattan]

YOU DON'T EVEN CHANGE YOUR FACE OR HAIR!

YOU JUST ADD ACCESSORIES!