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Take the first sentence or two of the first entry of each month from the past year (excluding surveys). This is your year in review ( Read more... )

Wow, people whine a lot on LJ...anyway, I'm through with this LiveJournal shiznat. I've moved on to MySpace, so you can find me there now (http://www.myspace.com/dynamic_crossfire) and follow my rarely-updated blog (Read more... )

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically 'wrap around' Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of notebook paper constantly ( Read more... )

Picard and Riker in a corridor outside of a transporter room, discussing who will board an antique derelict alien ship they just found.

P: Number One...have you...have you ever dreamed of...climbing inside the bottle?
R: (incredulously) Sir?
P: The ship in the bottle.

Riker still doesn't get it.P: Model airships? I used to build them when I was a ( Read more... )

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Not really Jewish
Your score is 34.
You're not Jewish. You don't really care either way. You might even
have a few friends that are Jewish. You might have best friends that
are Jewish, but it's not really relevant. You're cool. Shabbat Shalom.
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Well, this won't be nearly sufficient ( Read more... )