Hank and Lana Wheeler lived in Elko, Nevada, where they owned a prosperous casino resort that featured a Russian dancing-bear act.  The bears were raised and trained by a semi-retired dominatrix who billed herself as Ursa Major ( Read more... )

Here is a poem I wrote last summer while lying on my front lawn, basking in the sunlight.  It was just whatever came to my mind.  Don't laugh ( Read more... )

Think of the times the number of times that you can make rhymes with that friend Maroon
There's the month of June
Maroon
There's a singer's croon
Maroon
As she sings a tune
Maroon
To an orange moon
Maroon
Like a crazy loon
Maroon
Please say prune
Maroon
With a silver spoon
Maroon
How high is noon?
Maroon
Tell me soon tell me soon tell me soon tell me soon
No telling ( Read more... )

My senior pictures came in today.

Comment if you want one.

Great. I had to pick today to go bald.

I knew it would happen.

*burp*

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"The biggest crouton I ever saw was this big. It took three guys to lift it. So, if you and your friend wanted to lift this crouton, you'd still need another guy. That's how big the crouton was ( Read more... )

Alright so I just decided that summer needs to start. I'm talking about LEGIT summer, with fun & friends & beach & stuff. The weather is there, but the plans just aren't. What is up wit DAT??? :-) So, make plans with me. I'm free all the time. I'm cool with doing anything. I'm just an awesome person that everyone loves ( Read more... )