Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

[augustadrew]

I don't know how Erin missed seeing my hugecrooked penis (ok ok, average crooked...ok ok...we'll just leave it as crooked) after all this time, but she filled out my insurance policy and it was a little lower than it should have been...reason: she said I was female
That makes a big difference in quotes, and in sexual organs

Comments

[mommac]

that penis always makes me giggle

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[augustadrew]

"an orgasmic giggle"?
or
"that's silly" giggle

[techieguru]

Oh my gosh, you shave! I just realised that (as I usually shield my eyes when you use that icon). Does it itch?

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[augustadrew]

it used to itch, but now I'm getting used to it...I also use a face wash to shave with instead of shaving cream. I use "Nivea Face Wash for Men"

[billemon]

Heh! Mine's more crooked than yours, so nyaah!

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[augustadrew]

really? how crooked is it? does it go left, right, what?

[billemon]

Slight corkscrew to the left, apparently caused by an overgrowth of the right hand side. Like a flattened pink banana.

I'm slightly unnerved by your interest in the details :o)

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[augustadrew]

my interest is peaked only because of our similarities in this issue..."corkscrew"? I think mine was caused by my having to wrap it around my waist when I wear pants, I should switch the sides I wrap to, instead of just wrapping it to the left everyday over the years...lol

[ex_necole908]

*drools a lil and contemplates clit rubbing*