My office smells like a locker room. It has that mildewed dirty sneaker smell. It is quite gross.

I do not like waking up early. I would much rather snuggle in bed with my sexy husband.

It's amazing how much difference 10 minutes makes in morning traffic.

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

If I had a Mary Kay facial party, would anyone want to come??

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If you have a fear or loathing of the little people, DO NOT LOOK!

This is what we are doing tomorrow night!


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augustus
is happy.

You're a rosy-cheeked ray of f'ing sunshine 24/7. I bet you smile a lot and little things don't get you down. Must be nice. Fuchsia's definitely your color.

Not only is my cat adorable, but he loves to play fetch. I have never met a cat who will fetch. Sure, most will go running after their toys, but will they bring them back? In the afternoons when I am sitting back here on the computer working on programs, Angus will come in and drop one of his fuzz balls at my feet. This is my cue to throw it for ( Read more... )

( Everyone else was doing it . . . )