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(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name? hamster
(2) Are you happy with it? well, yeah
(3) Are you named after anyone? Yes, my great grandmother, mara louise
(4) Are you a prostitute? Only for the very wealthy.
(5) Your screen name: AugustusIron or something.
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? maybe as a middle name, because my name is so very rare.
(7) Then what would you name your children? im only going to say boys names because i wont adopt girls. I say, River, Abel, Isaiah, or i dont know anything else.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? lyle. ew, i know, but it would be in tribute to lyle lovett which i dig.
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? If i had a friend named Tye, i would switch my names with them... only for a while though
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? yes, all the time.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? mmm brown, no. I dont really seeing myself being famous anyways so i am not going to worry/
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: you mean my sex? Female.
(13) Straight/gay/bi? inconclusive! ew. no i dont know.
(14) Single? oui, monsieur/madamoiselle/madam.
(15) Want to be single? i dont care either way.
(16) Your birth date: the 2nd of Decembre
(17) Your age: 16
(18) Age you act: thats a hard question to answer. I would like to say i act older, but thats only sometimes so i dont know. 16.
(19) Age you wish you were: 22. i like that age/
(20) Your height: 5'7.75" shibby.
(21) The color of your eyes: brown
(22) Happy with it? oui
(23) The color of your hair: mousy brown
(24) Happy with it? yeah, but i want to make it outrageous some day.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? wouldnt it be cool to be amidextrous? sadly im only right, though.
(26) Your living arrangement? dad, mom, stinky ass, and about 800 animals.
(27) Your family: mother, father, stinky ass, sister, and every animal on mother earth.
(28) Have any pets? yes.
(29) What's your job: registered crossword puzzle fanatic.
(30) Piercings? my ears.
(31) Tattoos? no,
(32) Obsessions? well i dont think im really obsessed with anything right now. Maybe crossword puzzles, architecture in helsinki and animals. But not really obsessed
(33) Addictions? ibuprofen, bagels, the life aquatic.
(35) Do you speak another language? un peu de francais. mais, je suis tres mal a francais. thats probrably completely wrong.
(36) Have a favorite quote? there is this one quote by dali that i love.
(37) Do you have a webpage? NO!
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? i try to.
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? yes, people i agree with on at least a few things.
(40) Do you have any secrets? yes, many.
(41) Do you hate yourself? sometimes.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? people compliment me on it, but that makes me try and be perfect and waste many sheets of paper for just math homework. Its stressful for me, but yeah i guess i like my handwriting.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? i pick at the skin around my fingers so they look scary. I scratch my head often, i pop my knuckles. I quite often fix my couch when people are on it, which can be very annoying. And i feel im missing something.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? im a creep. nice handwriting. good art. nice hair. i like your music.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? thats an odd question and i dont know the answer to it.
(46) What's your biggest fear(s)? not being able to see my feet when theyre emersed in water. Water in general. And fearing that i might fataly harm an animal.
(47) Can you sing? oh im a glorious singer.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? no. i mean, it would be hard to be someone else.
(49) Are you a loner? well i would like to be sometimes, but usually im lonery with my best pals anna and emily. they make me a tri-loner.
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? i want animals to not be so inferior to humans. Getting the fuckers that have power out of it. Damning the man. Not being terribly influenced. and I dont know.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? i think im kind of annoying and stupid myself, but yeah i guess i would be one of those occasional friends with myself.
(52) Are you a daredevil? i would like to say i am, but really im just a pansy ass.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? i fear that, knowing myself, I will intentionally destroy a very good friendship. I hate my inability to really control my emotions, i hate the way i am to the people closest to me, and i hate my paranoia. Im for sure my mother wants to sabotage me.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? more aggressive than passive. sometimes i like being passive though
(55) Have you got a journal? well i have this, but i dont really consider is a journal because i dont really write anything important in it. I just do these damn things and say a couple weird ass ridonkulous things for no reason sometimes. and then i dont have the patience to have a journal. I just write my thoughts on the back of reciepts and used envelopes and other random sheets of paper and then destroy them.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? strength-my music tastes, being gentle to animals-tied. Weaknesses-everything i mentioned in question 53.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? see 53 for details. And also, i wish i could get off my ass and go to lakeside.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. uhm, okay.
(59) How do you vent? do crossword puzzles, hit my matress, lay with my dog, and stare at myself in the mirror hoping to change the angry/sad/confused reflection staring back. draw boxes and profiles on paper.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? In some circumstances, i think so... but not really.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? I try not to regret anything, but i have to say i regret letting my frustration take over and ruin my chance to do the one thing i wanted to do, go to chicago art camp.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? fairly good yes.i dont think i really have the right to say otherwise.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? i havent lived long enough to have learned anything. I guess i could say that i should really respect whats around me.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? my profile/ my nose. my bridgy toes, and my countless everappearing bruises.
(65) And least? my ears are itty bitty but i dont hate them. I would say my stomache, but that seems shallow to me, and so i dont know. Im rather content with what i look like.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? err, i would say im fine.
(67) Are you confident? in my own right.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? supposedly that girl that ally sheedy plays in breakfast club but i say no. I really want to say legolas so i will
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? usually.
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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? No
(72) Do drugs? no
(73) Read the newspaper? yes
(74) Pray? thats not me.
(75) Go to church? not since i was 8, and i rarely went then
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? no stranger ever ims me, but if they did, i would. Dont know how much though.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? see, i have this thing where i think im suffocating them between my armpit and chest and arm, so no. But i do have them on my bed.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? yeah i dont really hate anyone, but if i did, i would probably like a word with them.
(80) Drive? last time i drove a soccer mom flicked me off, so no, i havent lately.
(81) Like to drive fast? no.
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? it doesnt bother me, unless i can hear it when im on the phone, then it takes over my mind and scared the shit out of me.
(83) Hurt yourself? i would hurt myself and i have. i really want to break my arm because casts fascinate me, its weird, but oh well.
(84) Been out of the country? border de mexicano.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? yes.
(88) Been in love? no
(89) Done drugs? yes
(90) Gone skinny dipping? no. except one time when i was like 10, i decided to swim topless at some hotel pool. No one said a thing. I felt so free.
(91) Had a medical emergency? yeah
(92) Had a surgery? err, i dont know if it was technically a surgery that i had.
(93) Ran away from home? i have many times but usually end up sleeping on my sisters doorstep until she lets me in, or i just sit on bardstown for hours and then return when people are asleep.
(94) Played strip poker? no.
(95) Gotten beaten up? not really.
(96) Beaten someone up? i broke my brothers arm. haha, but it was an accident. so no.
(97) Been picked on? yeah, not much though
(98) Been on stage? yes
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? runon sentence and major comma splices. but no.
(100) Slept outdoors? Yes
(101) Thought about suicide? yes
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? ive pulled an all nighter+plus a few more nights.
(103) If yes, what is your record? oh, like 5 days, with a few naps during day time. i was crazy last summer.
(104) Gone one day without food? more than a day.
(105) Talked on the phone all night? no. i hate phones. I do remember this one time in like seventh or so grade when me and ann charlisle dawkins talked for like four hours one night just singing along with sublime and talking about an assortment of issues.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first (moms and daddies don't count)? i have been since fourth grade.
(107) Slept all day? yes
(108) Killed someone? no.
(109) Made out with a stranger? err, maybe/
(110) Had sex with a stranger? no.
(111) Thought you're going crazy? yes, all the time, recently.
(112) Kissed the same sex? no?
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Nope.
(114) Been betrayed? i dont know if i could be so dramatic to say that, but sort of.
(115) Had a dream that came true? deja vu happens to me all the time. that counts as dreams
(116) Broken the law? yes
(117) Met a famous person? Yes.
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? no. oh it worries me so that i have and just havent noticed. I may have killed a few bugs in my life, which i do feel very guilty for
(121) On purpose? maybe... only bugs though.
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? i dont think so.
(146) Stolen anything? oui
(147) Been on radio/tv? yes, but usually against my knowing
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? yes
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? yes
(150) Considered religious vocation? no.
(152) Bungee jumped? i want to.
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CLOTHES
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(154) Shoe brand? i like comfortable shooes.
(155) Brand of clothing? i dont care about that.
(156) Cologne/perfume? uhm, i dont know... burts bees-y smells
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? a t shirt and pants.
(158) How about parties? a t shirt and pants... sometimes a skirt when its hot. same with school
(159) Wear hats? sometimes, but not in public unless my hair is narsty as shit.
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? well i try not to. but i have before back in the day
(161) Wear make-up? yes, not much though
(162) Favourite place to shop? nearly new. I bought 6 shirts there for 1.37... my place.
(163) Favourite article of clothing? t shirt or tank top
(164) Are you trendy? no. my clothes are too wrinkly to be much of anything.
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? no.
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? yes
(167) Miracles? coincedences.
(168) Astrology? i do.
(169) Magic? yes!
(170) God? no
(171) Satan? some people seem like satan to me, but no.
(172) Santa? err
(173) Ghosts? yes they fucking freak me out, but theyre so cool
(174) Luck? maybe
(175) Love at first sight? no
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? i wish it werent so, but yes.
(177) Witches? yes
(178) Easter bunny? cool thought though, but no.
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yeah
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? that would be cool.
(181) Do you wish on stars? well, no.
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(183) Do you think God has a gender? i dont believe in god, no.
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? somewhat.
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? no. its too contradictory
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? six feet underground and then to another soul.
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FRIENDS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? yes
(188) Who is your best friend? emily and anna.
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? emily or anna.
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? get over it.
(191) Your favorite inside joke? i dont like inside jokes.
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? my toes. grr
(193) Who's your longest known friend? ive known emily since i was like... able to remember people/
(194) Newest? err. I havent really made any new friends lately. just have met new people
(195) Shyest? Emily.
(196) Funniest? I think all my friends are funny, but i guess anna the most.
(197) Sweetest? daniel z.
(198) Closest? emily or anna
(199) Weirdest? i dont know, theyre all pretty weird.
(200) Smartest? Emily
(201) Ditziest? Anna, but shes really not at all.
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? Ann... or anna.
(203) Last person you talked to online? Daniel z and b
(204) Who do you talk to most online? daniel or emily
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? eee. daniel z... i guess
(206) Who do you trust most? no. but thats just my own problem
(207) Who listens to your problems? i think i pour all my troubles out on danny boy the most
(208) Who do you fight most with? No one really. I guess i argue with Emily the most, but never really have a fight with her.
(209) Who's the nicest? I dont know. Anna
(210) Who's the most outgoing? Sarah Spalding... I just think shes the loudest/
(211) Who's the best singer? none of my friends can really sing
(212) Who's on your shit-list? ha, no one
(214) Who's your second family? the doss/roushes or the isaacs.
(215) Do you always feel understood? no but no one really does
(216) Who's the loudest friend? Sarah
(219) Name one person who's there easily? uhm, emily?
(218) yes, i would like some tea.
(219) Okay...arms you feel safe in? uhm, i dont know, i am never in ones arms. I like danny boy hugs though.
(220) Do your friends know you? the part of me i want them to know, yes.
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: my email friend, Amessinou Ajami.. She lives in Togo.
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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? I didnt even notice it until i read this question.
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? no
(226) What do you find romantic? uhm, talking about nothing but enjoying it.
(227) Turn-on? err... i dont know
(228) Turn-off? weird hair.
(229) First kiss? ...haha....
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? overwhelmed.
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? i dont care.
(233) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? i dont care
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes,
(236) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? i hope so, but it wouldnt kill me otherwise
(237) What is best about the opposite sex? ooo.....arms.
(238) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? i dont know
(245) Do you read porn? read it? never do i really read it.
(246) Read the articles? no
(247) Just the pics? pics? Only pics? Err... not in a while.
(248) What's the last present someone gave you? uhmm. the ground gave me a flower the other day.
(257) Are you in love? no
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? I dont know have a...significant other.
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the corner? Stare and then hope theyre still there when i walk back.
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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
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(279) That haunted you? that fucking ghost at caroline's grandmamma's house
(280) You wanted to kill? my brother, but it was out of love
(281) That you laughed at? emily.
(282) That laughed at you? emily
(283) That turned you on? ohh... sexy question. daniel bal.. dont say I was necessarily turned on though
(284) You went shopping with? my sister... she bought me underwear. so nice of her
(285) That broke your heart? ewww.
(286) To disappoint you? my mom
(287) To ask you out? oh its been a while.
(288) To make you cry? my mom...
(289) To brighten up your day? swans at cavehill
(290) That you thought about? opey... jajajajaj
(291) You saw a movie with? emily, daniel, joe, kate, cora, caroline.
(292) You talked to on the phone? ann
(293) You talked to through IM/ICQ? ann, daniel baliban, danny boy
(294) You saw? emily.
(295) You lost? uh as in dead or actually lost? dead, my grandma, lost, ann. she disappeared last ngiht, crazy bitch
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RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
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(337) Are you going out? no...
(338) Will it be with your significant other? n/a
(339) Or some random person? ...
(340) What are you wearing right now? headband, brown shirt, shorts and the underwear my sister bought me.
(341) Body-part you're touching right now: my legs are crossed.....
(342) What are you worried about right now? my bike getting stolen
(343) What book are you reading? caracole
(344) What's on your mousepad? macaws.
(345) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, anxious, confused, sweaty, sore
(346) Are you bored? very
(347) Are you tired? very
(348) Are you talking to anyone online? yes
(349) Are you talking to anyone on the phone? no
(350) Are you lonely or content? content
(351) Are you listening to music? The Girl from Ipanema by Stan Getz. Oldie
YEah this took me like 2 hours and 45 minutes.