I am ready for my winning lottery ticket.
Ten Things I'd Pay People to Do for Me if I Could
1. Make phone calls.
As a matter of fact, I don't like receiving them, either. I am weirdly phone-phobic.
2. Do my cafeteria duty.
Every Tuesday. Fourth period lunch. Freshmen. Oy.
3. Keep my desk organized.
I'm willing to do the actual work. But just being able to find everything would be awesome.
4. Blow dry my hair.
It's my favorite part of every hair appointment.
5. Put all my photographs in albums.
Oh, so many.
6. Keep the cat's litterbox clean.
Actually, I'd want someone to keep everything clean but I'm trying to keep this list very specific.
7. Chop vegetables.
I would eat more of them.
8. Floss my teeth.
Shut up. It's a pain, okay?
9. Grade essays.
Um, that thing I said in #3? Total lie.
10. Conduct parent/teacher conferences.
They're this week. Sigh.
1. Make phone calls.
As a matter of fact, I don't like receiving them, either. I am weirdly phone-phobic.
2. Do my cafeteria duty.
Every Tuesday. Fourth period lunch. Freshmen. Oy.
3. Keep my desk organized.
I'm willing to do the actual work. But just being able to find everything would be awesome.
4. Blow dry my hair.
It's my favorite part of every hair appointment.
5. Put all my photographs in albums.
Oh, so many.
6. Keep the cat's litterbox clean.
Actually, I'd want someone to keep everything clean but I'm trying to keep this list very specific.
7. Chop vegetables.
I would eat more of them.
8. Floss my teeth.
Shut up. It's a pain, okay?
9. Grade essays.
Um, that thing I said in #3? Total lie.
10. Conduct parent/teacher conferences.
They're this week. Sigh.