Ten Fashion Trends I Wish Would Go Away
1. Sagging pants.
Dude. Nobody wants to see that.
2. Headbands
Unless you are Elrond, Lord of Rivendell, do not attempt to rock the headband.
3. Jeggings
I don't care if you have the most beautiful figure imaginable. You will look better in something else, trust me.
4. Rosaries
If you're Catholic, you know that a rosary is not supposed to be worn as jewelry. If you're not Catholic, you're using a symbol of my religion as a fashion accessory. Either way, don't.
5. Pajama pants in public
Unless you're Alan Cumming.
6. Shoe boots
Ugly! They make your legs look shorter! And unless you're ridiculously tall and willowy, you probably don't want that.
7. Visible bra straps
Just tacky.
8. Ear gauges
*shudder* I should not be able to poke a pencil through your ear. And I don't think I should have to say something like that out loud.
9. Shirts open halfway down your chest
This goes for both genders.
10. Harem pants
Or those hideous drop-crotch things. It looks like you're wearing a diaper.
Dude. Nobody wants to see that.
2. Headbands
Unless you are Elrond, Lord of Rivendell, do not attempt to rock the headband.
3. Jeggings
I don't care if you have the most beautiful figure imaginable. You will look better in something else, trust me.
4. Rosaries
If you're Catholic, you know that a rosary is not supposed to be worn as jewelry. If you're not Catholic, you're using a symbol of my religion as a fashion accessory. Either way, don't.
5. Pajama pants in public
Unless you're Alan Cumming.
6. Shoe boots
Ugly! They make your legs look shorter! And unless you're ridiculously tall and willowy, you probably don't want that.
7. Visible bra straps
Just tacky.
8. Ear gauges
*shudder* I should not be able to poke a pencil through your ear. And I don't think I should have to say something like that out loud.
9. Shirts open halfway down your chest
This goes for both genders.
10. Harem pants
Or those hideous drop-crotch things. It looks like you're wearing a diaper.