Voicemail

[auntie_vida]

"You have reached the voicemail of Miss Vida Boheme. I am so terribly sorry that I missed your call, but please leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Ta!"

Comments

[future_sandworm]

"Have you noticed that all the parameters have gone missing?"

[Deliberate nonsense, explanation given here]

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]