an observation

[auntiec]

Unless you are a 40s movie star or an old lady, chances are that wearing a decorative scarf around your neck makes you look like a total asshole.

Comments

[emmaone]

there is one manager at work who always wears all black and a colorful scarf or shawl

i guess it works for her but she kind of looks like a taller, less genetically-screwed-up winterrose

[auntiec]

A less screwed up what now?

[emmaone]

the last exhibit i paid any attention to on PoE, a short, delusional woman with turner's syndrome and a Love of Disney Princesses and Lots of ~Very Special~ Ways of *Typing* and also the reincarnation of several misspelled historical figures. and otherkin.

uh. beansidhe's wail, a most spectacular Piece of Writing.

[auntiec]

Oh fuck you Emma. Fuck you for making me see that.

That HURT

[indyselsa]

Maybe she's hiding a killer hickey, or a vampire bite!

Or, ooh, did you ever read that short story where the woman was to get married to this guy, and she always wore a ribbon around her neck, and he made her take it off on their wedding night and her head fell off?

[antithiscully]

I REMEMBER THAT STORY! With the green ribbon!

[auntiec]

I love that story! What was that, from a Scary Stories to Read in the Dark book?

go go Google search!

[antithiscully]

Internet research tells me it was from In a Dark, Dark, Room and Other Scary Stories by Alvin Schwartz.

And once you think about it, it's really really damn creepy!

[rso]

AGREED! Unless you have a tracheotomy scar (or similar) I do NOT approve.

[auntiec]

I especially do not approve if you are a 45 year old slut with big hair who thinks she's Miss America. Thumbs down, way down.

[emmaone]

WHAT IF SHE KNOTTED IT LIKE AN ASCOT

[auntiec]

Somewhat more acceptable. Now we just have to work on the skank aspect.

[auntiec]

EMO, is what.

[yamo]

I deny the old lady exception. Those are just the asshole old ladies.