Comments | auntsie_pants: Hey, Buddy, YOU try blowdrying eight miles of hair!

auntsie_pants

Hey, Buddy, YOU try blowdrying eight miles of hair!

Sep 27, 2005 08:44

So I just now trotted off in my new girly pointy-toed shoes to the coffee machine. En route I encountered a coworker, who's been away on vacation for the last couple of weeks. I greeted him and asked him about his time away. We chatted amiably for awhile, and then I limped away (pretending that I was a ballerina wearing toe shoes, and that ( Read more... )

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skipmagic September 27 2005, 14:45:31 UTC

Nah. I like to think that my signature feature is my sparkling wit and charm (which landed me the giant hunk of arm candy I married ;-))

Nope, it was the hair. I'm leaving you for Crystal Gale.

auntsie_pants September 27 2005, 14:52:25 UTC

I think you should reconsider. I know how much you love brown eyes, and I can promise you that mine won't turn blue.

skipmagic September 27 2005, 15:13:26 UTC

Is that a song of hers? If so, keep in mind that I'm way too young to actually know anything she sang. Way too young. In fact, I just graduated high school.

dantheman70 September 27 2005, 15:15:54 UTC

Heh heh heh heh.

She said "brown eyes."

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dantheman70 September 27 2005, 14:47:27 UTC

Your hair looks fantastic. I dunno if it's a SIGNATURE exactly - or was - but, still.

auntsie_pants September 27 2005, 14:59:30 UTC

Well, thank you. I would say that if it was a signature feature, it was made . . . er . . . signature by the fact that it could (by the time I went to get it cut) have doubled as a broom.

dantheman70 September 27 2005, 15:15:12 UTC

Ooh! I had that once. My parents used to turn me upside down and pretend to sweep the floor with me. So cool. No, really.

auntsie_pants September 27 2005, 15:19:13 UTC

I'd hate to know how they cleaned the toilet . . . ;-)

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paperkingdoms September 27 2005, 14:49:12 UTC

You have excellent hair. But long hair does get to be a pain. And it looks nice the way it is now.

'Sides, having it shorter does allow your mad charades skillz to shine. ;^)

auntsie_pants September 27 2005, 15:02:24 UTC

Oh, I know! I could never have done a decent penguin with long hair. It just isn't possible.

paperkingdoms September 27 2005, 15:17:54 UTC

It's true! Everyone knows that penguins have, at most, shoulder length hair. It would've been distracting!

skipmagic September 27 2005, 16:17:48 UTC

You both are fine, fine ornithologists.

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usufructer September 27 2005, 21:43:32 UTC

Now I have the urge to explain babies to a second grader, just so that I can see that face.

auntsie_pants September 28 2005, 02:03:03 UTC

Shit, most second graders these days could probably teach you and me both a thing or two . . .

You can watch ME make the face.

usufructer September 29 2005, 01:55:45 UTC

I'll try to remember that for the next get-together.

I don't think I noticed your hair. But then it had been a while since I'd seen it. (Long enough for Baker to completely forget me.) Or it could have been temporary blindness from seeing Skip in a red cape.

auntsie_pants September 29 2005, 13:02:25 UTC

You think the sight of him in a red cape is blinding, you should see him . . .

You thought I was going to say "naked", didn't you? Come on, admit it. You're thinking of naked Skip right now. Yes, you are.

Now quick! Run to a mirror! See that look on your face? That's the look. ;-)