Comments | auntsie_pants: I'm hungry.

auntsie_pants

I'm hungry.

Oct 13, 2005 08:15

I'm fasting for a blood test this morning. 12 hours. Would have taken it at 8:00, but I didn't eat dinner until 8:00 last night. Would be taking it at 8:30, but I kept forgetting that I was fasting last night and consequently kept taking bites of SkipMagic's dessert. (My thought process went something like this: La la la la . . . this show ( Read more... )

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Dr. Phred senor_fred October 13 2005, 14:08:54 UTC

For fasting hunger, I recommend taking bites of skipmagic. It doesn't count.

For tingling? Well, I am thinking biting skipmagic might make that part worse.

HHmmm...quite a quandry....

Well, at least fasting is much better than slowing...I hate it when I have to slow for a blood test.

flirtaciousj October 13 2005, 14:34:52 UTC

Feel solidarity with your jewish brethren and sistren. Today is Yom Kippur, and millions across the globe are fasting as a purification ritual. :)

skipmagic October 13 2005, 14:41:17 UTC

For purity, I don't think one day is gonna cut it.

flirtaciousj October 13 2005, 14:48:35 UTC

cue vaguely oriental, faux mystic music Every journey begins with a single step, grasshopper ...

skipmagic October 13 2005, 14:53:22 UTC

Single step, huh? For the amount of purity needed, I'm not sure auntsie_pants has Seven League Boots.

;)

auntsie_pants October 13 2005, 14:46:17 UTC

MUTHAF$@%#&!

My veins wouldn't give it up.

I have been sent away to drink water.

I'm supposed to return in an hour.

Meanwhile, my coworker says the water won't work. She says to go back down NOW and ask them to draw it out of my HAND.

OY. (A nod to my Jewish peeps.)

I can't decide which is worse.

skipmagic October 13 2005, 14:51:58 UTC

The blood is worse; your Jewish peeps are nice.

auntsie_pants October 13 2005, 14:55:55 UTC

I guess, if you like marshmallows in yarmulkes . . .

dantheman70 October 13 2005, 15:03:55 UTC

I don't think gnawing your own mouth counts unless you swallow. Do you?

auntsie_pants October 13 2005, 16:19:29 UTC

I plead the Fifth.

cajun_man October 13 2005, 15:45:12 UTC

Would this be a cholesterol test, perchance?

auntsie_pants October 13 2005, 16:19:19 UTC

Yep, and blood sugar.

I finally succeeded in getting my veins to give it up (now would be a good time to mention that I have a slight needle phobia - basically they make me cry), so I'm bandaged on both arms (and sore on one), and happily eating my lunch.

Woo!

cajun_man October 13 2005, 17:35:09 UTC

I have an intense needle phobia. But, lets keep that between the two of us.

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auntsie_pants October 13 2005, 17:46:22 UTC

I won't poke you if you don't poke me. ;-D

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