Overheard in the Land of Cubicles . . .

[auntsie_pants]

"I was groping myself."

I am no longer concerned about what tidbits people around here overhear of MY phone conversations.

Comments

[mrs_puma]

I often grope myself, but I don't usually announce it on the telephone. I'd make a really bad 1-900 operator...

[auntsie_pants]

On the other hand, cyber-sex might be your calling, because you just announced it here . . . ;-)

[mrs_puma]

Oooo! None of those oh-so-embarrassing fake moans! You might be on to something. ;)

[skipmagic]

Not if you were a 1-900 operator for mimes. Not annoucing it would be dead-sexy.

[troubleagain]

I used to frequently look like I was groping myself, because I was always checking my pockets (front and back) to make sure I had my keys and such. I've always worked in a secure area, so if I lock myself out, it's a pain in the ass.

[auntsie_pants]

I grope myself each time I emerge from a public restroom. It doesn't matter how thoroughly or how many times I check while I'm IN the restroom - the second I come out where people can see me, I experience instant and extreme paranoia that my fly is open.

And then my hand, acting completely of its own accord, zooms to my crotch to touch the zipper.

[troubleagain]

Heh. I went around half a day with the (back) zipper of a skirt undone once, until one of the guys I work with let me know.