Random leg humping is not a sign of affection
About 2 weeks ago I was in a car accident , which has left me in a happily drugged state and with way too much time on my hands. Apparently, this is a bad, bad thing because, somehow, it also led to the beginning of the conversation that refuses to die. I'm not sure who started it, but the topic is such that I don't see it ending any time in the
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It wasn't so much a pick-up line than an odd way to try and catch my attention. "Are your breasts real?" was Drunk Guy's question to me. I looked at him and then snorted my drink laughing because what the hell? How does one respond to such a line of questioning? It boggles the mind, really.
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Hmm. Well, how 'bout today, a nice, good looking guy comes into the store and asks me if I'd help him find his lottery ticket if it was a winner(jackpot is 42 million tonight). Then asked me if I'd help him find his ticket if it was a loser.
All while leering at me.
WTF?
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