SCANDAL

[aurallyfixated]

Dear journal,

I am pregnant.

The child belongs to Adrienne.

She's the mother.

I'm the father.

It's twins.

I'm keeping it.

We're going to get married.

I'll wear a white tuxedo.

We're in love.

Really.

Comments

[maidenofdrkness]

I demand testing! I want that to be my baby! I knew it! Adrienne's going downnnnnn!

[aurallyfixated]

Lmfao. Adrienne's a girl.

[mourningraven]

AWESOME!

If they have a third limb, will you name it after me?

[aurallyfixated]

Only the third limb.

[jumping_joan]

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

[kolfto_the_lamb]

=o!!