Yaay! It's like you're there, standing in my kitchen, invisibly, as a ghost-like presence. A friendly ghost. Not like those "Wuuahh, mwwauuohh, I lived a miserable life and am now trapped in this plane forever to annoy you" ghosts.
Its times like this i wish i still had that erotic homosexual playing card. I used to sneak it into the audio tech's script during the show and when he saw it i would shout "Jokers Wild!". Much to the dismay of the theater's viewing audience. It was brilliant i tell ya. He was glancing at his half-mast (proud) erection with this look on his face as if to say "Wuh? What's this here? And what shall we do with it?".
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you couldn't make it tastier for your sis by leaving also a morsel of food on that plate, blast it, to complement that succulent note?
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Mmm... like a nice sunny-side-up egg? Or perhaps a nice plump sausage?
Or....no...strawberry layer cake. With gateau or something.
An eclair.
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:)
Only the best cock for my friends.
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You, of all people, should need to check? :)
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Yaay! It's like you're there, standing in my kitchen, invisibly, as a ghost-like presence. A friendly ghost. Not like those "Wuuahh, mwwauuohh, I lived a miserable life and am now trapped in this plane forever to annoy you" ghosts.
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Then why don't I get played with more often?
...Oh, that's right, the jokers are usually left out. Fuck.
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Having only one gets a little old, I'm guessing. A full pack guarantees variety in jag material every afternoon for almost two months!
But I'll bet your partner was really into that.
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Like the retractable ball-point pen?
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