...because I'm far too tired and hung over to be creative.

Dude, my superhero team is like the Leafs. "We're number 2! Who needs to actually win? Being second is awesome!"

They think my grandma just had a stroke. Lovely.

After you wake up, it's never a bright idea to crawl back into bed. Especially with someone. And blankets. And that someone is willingly your pillow. Because then you'll sleep another two hours. And have hair so awesome, the cab driver will laugh at it ( Read more... )

I've never seen an episode of Doctor Who, though I admit that the guy who plays The Doctor is really hot. But after watching this, why the hell haven't I been watching it?

omg, the slash writes itself. HoYay!

Okay, so not so much desperate, but those who game: help me the fuck out ( Read more... )

I just don't know! I hate being confused about something. You're so sure about one thing, and then you get these stupid doubts. Gah!

I KNOW nothing in life is supposed to be simple, but could it at least be a little obvious just once?

Rule One - Under no circumstances, wake a sleeping Julia. This is like waking a sleeping dragon (are they testy? I would imagine so. Waking a sleeping Julia makes her testy).

Rules One-B - If you must wake a sleeping Julia, you'd better have a good fucking reason.

Rules One-C - Hot guys coming to fix the modem is a good fucking reason.

Rule Two ( Read more... )

I'm scratching my head. And it's not itchy ( Read more... )

Update time nao plz ( Read more... )

btw, and I forgot to mention this is my last post, but I believe it deserves a post of its own...did y'all hear that Telus and Rogers (I think it was Rogers) is going to charge you 0.15 cents to RECEIVE a text message if you aren't on a texting plan? Fuck!