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[auraxoxo]

 So I stumbled upon this

These are metaphors from high school paper - though I don't think all are metaphors strictly speaking... Here are the best ones and my favorites are in bold.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking

Comments

[doggieearlover]

Thanks for the laugh! just what I needed before I head to bed. I have to admit, I kind of liked #4, too.

And then I had to go read the rest for myself. How did you leave these gems out? :)

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

[auraxoxo]

I was trying not to post the whole list...lol

They were all pretty funny

[auraxoxo]

Yeah, such a sweet letter of thanks :)

I probably would have done the same thing though, even if I wouldn't ave put in a thank you letter

[45cats]

heh. I thought 6 and 20 were pretty good, but I think I've read 20 somewhere in an actual book.

The name may have been changed. The thank you letter is classic. Thanks for the chuckle. :)

[paynesgrey]

These are hilarious. #22 is totally my favorite. Buwhahaha! Thanks for sharing. =)

[that_september]

OMG, I died laughing. These are priceless.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

GENIUS.

[auraxoxo]

Yeah, I LOVED that one :)