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[aurelias_roses]

Safe Sex and You!

Comments

[xiaokouzi]

hahaha...

very amusing.

*falls over and dies.*

[parazel]

You know how hard I would normally be laughing at that?
Yeah. You do.
Well, I just had coffee.
So multiply that x1000.

I'm surprised that the neighbor's dogs didn't start howling at me. (O.K., not really, but you know what I mean.)

I have decided to make it my life's ambition to create a sex ed course which involves the use of hammers and shoes. And, of course, sad pandas. Named Petey.

Re: *falls over and dies.*

[aurelias_roses]

omg! You're alive! *glomps*

how would the sad pandas fit in though?

Re: *falls over and dies.*

[parazel]

I'd talk about sexual harrassment, of course. And you know how that makes Petey the Panda sad.

*glomps back*

Re: *falls over and dies.*

[aurelias_roses]

Icon! creepy Santa! have lost ability to form complete sentences!

[parazel]

P.S. -- I'm totally stealing that and reposting it.