Weird Morning

[auriol]

I was awoken by a knock at the door

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[menw]

hehe :)

I think my crowning moment was when an JW came to my parents door at christmas a few years after I moved out recognised me, said "You!" and covered her childs ears as she led him back down the path :)

I'm also dying to be tested by a Scientology.
I keep saying "Yes I am an alien and I'll join your cult I just want to know how many people I have to brainwash before I can go on your cool ship with Tom Cruise"
...dammit I just found out the ship is no longer running http://www.shipcriticblog.com/scientology-cruise-ship-shut-down/

[auriol]

I think is was an attempt to convert the poor unsuspecting JW to the religion of the Games Workshop Space Marines.

I have crazy mental images of one of them brandishing a Codex and muttering about the 'holy book'.

It got rid of them for a few years, so they must have done something right.

But then again, this is a double act that put 'jedi' and 'dark jedi' on the census form respectively, because there has to be balance in the force!

This about sums it up...

[tawney_owl]

http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2003-09-24

Re: This about sums it up...

[auriol]

Like it!

Yup - that was pretty much what he got from me - I think I suggested that such a small space in heaven was quite an oversight for a god who the bible says is omniscient. If he has always known everything, then you'd have thought he'd have built an extension!