Obi Wan is in heat!

[auroara]

She is driving me crazy with yowling and rubbing herself on everything possible. The fact that we have a male cat in the house now is making it worse. He's spayed and freaked out. She's desperate for him to do something, ANYTHING, to her. He doesn't have any idea what that something is and runs around the house looking scared

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[theonebob]

Wait. Wait. I know this one!

She needs to travel to her home planet and fight Captain Kirk to the death. But Bones will give Kirk a shot to make it look like he's dead. But she won't know that. Then she will not be in heat anymore, but Kirk will still be alive and everyone will laugh about it on the bridge.

[auroara]

I totally thought of that this morning. I was going to post a picture of Obi with the caption "My little Vulcan," but I didn't have time. Brad did not get the Star Trek reference. I can't imagine why not. Everyone knows that!