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[auronsgirl]

It really is brilliant. Finally, a sandwich designed specifically for those morbidly obese people who have to have the wall of their bedroom removed so they can be transported to the hospital. It's been a long time coming. That sound you hear is Mississippi jumping for joy. Well, maybe not jumping so much as just kind of moving somewhat vertically.

Comments

[xanath]

What a fucking douchenozzle. Sheldon the Wonderhorse can take that KFC sandwich and shove it sideways up his ass with a spiked mace.

[ms_daisy_cutter]

Unrelated to his stupid post, but the only people I've ever seen using that horse photo as a personal avatar are douchenozzles.

I wonder if anyone's forwarded this to Kate Harding, who's blogging at Salon now?

[silver_chipmunk]

Is it horrible of me to think that the sandwich looks yummy?

[kailan]

....he does know that this entire sandwich has less calories than a medium order of McDonald's french fries, right? And I'll bet money he doesn't have a problem with those.

Besides which, I know more skinny people that eat this shit than overweight fatty-chans like me. I nom veggies and stuff regularly and still can't manage to lose weight. (Granted, I agree that it looks like a ghetto-fied chicken cordon bleu and I would never eat it, but I also hate KFC's food so that kind of renders my opinion invalid.)

[botia]

But I thought bread was THE DEVIL because it has EEEVIL carbohydrates (or, in the parlance of people who engage in such foodphobia, "carbs")?

[botia]

I'm also wondering, although as a vegetarian I know nothing, how this sandwich is any different from a person eating two pieces of fried chicken and a couple slices of bacon? If it were two pieces of chicken on a plate, not made into a "sandwich", I bet they wouldn't bat an eyelash.