I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor

[aurora_rose_fsu]

I realize that I haven't related my encounter with the evil squirrel of the UCF ATM. So... here we go

Comments

[shaggy_c]

He must have been hungry and wanted to borrow some money to buy something to eat.

[tallymyrddin]

You and I both know that it wasn't all that bad. Think about it from the squirrel's point of view: All I want to do is go home. I have to jump up on this huge thing and then crawl under this other thing just to get to my dark dank hole. But wait, as I jump there's this huge creature that's really freaky looking screeching at me! So I jump back and quickly re-examine the situation. I decide that I can take it if I have to, so I jump back up onto the machine and then quickly jump into my hole while glancing over my shoulder just to make sure that it's not chasing after me!

-- See, it's not all that bad! Can you imagine what it would be like to have to dodge giants to get into your house?

[fifi225]

it's nice to kow that someone will speak up for the squirrels!

[verazjase]

It's always the cute and cuddly innocent LOOKING things that deceptively evil (take, for instance, myself) I SEEM innocent and sweet...but we all know the truth. ^_^

Though, I am not a demonic squirrel.

[heatherlydbc]

i looooooooove the squirrels at ucf. he was just being friendly. they really are sweet. eat out of your hand and everything.

[freeleeday]