Because I'm bored and boring, and incapable of thinking creatively:
What's a fact about the last person who called you?
A very drunk Adrien.
It's 4 in the morning, and your phone rings?
I hate hypothetical questions, but depending on who is calling, I'd probably answer.
What is your favorite thing to eat?
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Do you watch The Hills?
Yucky.
What do you currently hear right now?
The fan inside my laptop.
What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
Either carrying on boisterously at the party he's at or puking his guts out. They're both equally likely.
What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
A warm, soft blanket.
What's the last thing you ate?
A pretzel.
Can you sleep in jeans?
I've never tried.
Has anyone seen you in your underwear, other than mom?
Yes, because modesty is overrated.
Are you stubborn?
With some things.
Who are the third and eighteenth texts from and what do they say?
Both from Adam...don't really feel like sharing what he has to say. :}
What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
Is tired an emotion? If not, then impatient, I guess.
What are you currently doing?
Avoiding sleep.
Do you miss anybody?
Yes. Quite a few people, actually.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yes.
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Gender differences are a product of society. And no.
Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
Yes.
How has this week been?
I've had better, fucking PMS.
Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes, but only if they've learned from their mistakes.
What do you want most right now?
Contentment and happiness.
Is your myspace profile private?
I don't have a Myspace.
What do you carry with you at all times?
Nothing, really, unless you count jewelry.
What person do you trust the most?
Adam, probably.
HONESTLY are you a virgin: YES OR NO?
No. And why so hostile?
Have you ever written a love letter?
Yes, and I'm actually not ashamed. (Is that bad?)
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night.
Do you remember your dreams?
Usually.
Where is your cell phone?
Next to me.
What will you name your son?
Princess Angelique.
What will you name your daughter?
Jerome Tyrone.
What is your favorite number?
Anything even.
Does anything hurt on your body?
No.
Would you ever donate blood?
I don't weigh enough, and I'm not sure if I ever will.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
At about 3 am.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, but I've told my sister she was.
Does anyone love you?
I hope so.
Have you ever lost anybody close to you?
Yes.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
Yes. I'm afraid of being blinded.
What is the longest number of pages you have sent in a text message?
One.
Who was the last person you said "i love you" to?
My mommy. :}
Who was the last persons house you went in?
My grandparents'.
Who was the last person to buy you something?
Me.
Who was the last person to text you?
Adam.
Who was the last person to really make you laugh?
My grandfather, as quoted by my mother.
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Isn't that a little harsh?
Who was the last person you hung out with?
Sharon.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
No.
When was the last time you saw your grandpa?
Tonight.
Do you know anyone who died of cancer?
Yes.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My mom.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
Adam.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yes.
Do you drink tea?
Yummy.
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yes, and vice versa.
Things about the opposite sex you notice first?
The same things I notice first about the same sex.
Have you ever been out past curfew?
When I had one, yes.
Are you happy?
I've been better, but things are starting to turn around.
Is your room clean?
Er, not really.
Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
Me.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters and with whom?
'Dark Knight' with Sharon.
What was the last book you read?
Last finished book: 'One Hundred Years of Solitude,' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
Book currently reading: 'The God Delusion,' by Richard Dawkins.
Do you bite your fingernails?
Yes.
Can you make brownies without having to look at the directions?
No. I'm baking illiterate.
Do you watch a lot of TV?
Not at all.
What are you seriously wearing?
A frilly black shirt and jeans. And underwear.
Are you tan?
Surprisingly, yes.
Do you have unlimited texting?
Yes.
Where is your sister/brother right now?
I the room next to mine.
Do you want someone back in your life?
My grandmother. Other than that, I'm not too sure.
Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
I'd try, but it would probably look trashy and horrible.
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
No. That's kind of creepy.
Where did you sleep last night?
My bed, my house, etc., etc.
Did you have a good day yesterday?
It was okay.
Do you currently have a hickey? Where?
No.
Have you ever tripped on the bathroom rug?
No.
Are you in a relationship?
Yes,
Do you have friends?
Yes,
Are you there for your friends?
I hope so.
Are you a forgiving person?
Yes.
The highlight of your week?
Going out with Sharon.
Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Thurgood Marshall and Lindsay Lohan. I never thought I'd see those names together.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes.
Where is it?
Planning on moving to D.C. after I graduate, and then to New Orleans to go to law school.
What’s the last piercing you got?
Cartilage, a long time ago.
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Take a long, satisfying piss. Usually in the toilet.