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[auroranine]

The Great Metaphysicians
all had it
all wrong
for the Great Mysteries (of what?)
just happen to belong
to the mythical
angelic
elementrary Swomee Swans
now presented to You
in Magic Sight and Song...

ATTENTION!!!!The Swomee Swans and The Band of the Name would like to invite You to walk with them on a journey through the great beyond. The road of

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CASEY SZOT USED TO BE CARL FRANKEN,A MAN

[anonymous]

I,CASEY SZOT,USED TO BE CARL FRANKEN,A MAN!BACK IN 1986,I HAD MY WANG REMOVED AND A PIG VAGINA INSTALLED!I AM ACTUALLY A 45 YEAR OLD BARNACLE SCRAPER FOR U.S NAVY!NOW I SPEND MY DAYS MARVELING AT MY REALISTIC PIG VAGINA!WHOA,I SAY EVERYTIME I SEE IT!MY HUSBAND,FRANCIS YOLONSKY,SAYS IT EVEN TASTES LIKE PORK SNACKS!I CHANGED MY NAME TO CASEY SZOT WHEN I CAME OVER FROM THE NETHERLANDS!I STILL WANTED TO HAVE A MAN'S NAME TO MATCH MY MAN LIKE FACE!PEOPLE SAY I SMELL TERRIFIC!CASEY SZOT ALSO IS SYNONOMOUS WITH THE GERMAN WORD FOR SHIT!I,CASEY SZOT,WILL BECOME A MAN AGAIN IN THE YEAR 2010 AFTER I PULL A UNICORN OUT OF MY ASS!FOLLOWING THAT ,I WILL RETURN TO CANADA TO RAPE MANY CHICKENS AND TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND,PAULA ABDUHL!